I find the increasing mention of the foreclosure fraud meltdown amongst comedians and comics to reflect the fact that this news story has increasingly gone mainstream, as shown in this cartoon by Steve SKELLY in (New Orleans) The Times Picayune:
These might be useful deposition questions:
Q. What is your visual acuity?
Q. Do you need glasses to read?
Q. Do you always use your reading glasses?
Q. Is that your seeing eye dog?
Q. Has that dog ever been in the pound?
Q. How fast do you read?
Q. How fast can your seeing eye dog read?
Q. Does your seeing eye dog have any legal or paralegal training?
Q. How does the seeing eye dog indicate to you that it is OK to sign? Can you give us an example of the sort of bark the dog uses to let you know that an affidavit is truthful?
Q. Did the seeing eye dog also read the attachments to the affidavit that are identified within the text of your averments?
Q. If you signed based upon your seeing eye dog's bark, do you really have personal knowledge of the facts to which you attest?
Q. Does your seeing eye dog have current vacinations and a current dog license and tag?