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arkygirl
Shamelessly copied from http://forum.ml-implode.com/viewtopic.php?p=205322#205322

We could all use a laugh.

The Day the Subprime Died: (Sing to the tune of America Pie-Don McClean)

A long, long time ago...
I can still remember
How that yield spread made me smile.
And I knew if I had my chance
Those mohos I could finance
And I could pay my bills for a while.

But February made me shiver
With every good faith I'd deliver.
Bad news on my e-mail;
I just lost one more deal.

I can't remember if I cried
When I saw the Fremont slide
But something touched me deep inside
The day the Subprime died.

So bye-bye, B\C money supply.
Sent my package to four lenders
But they all asked me why.
And good old boys were on a crack induced high
Singin', "This'll be the day the loans die,
This'll be the day the loans die."

Did you write some B\C loans,
Did you blow bucks on the iPhone?,
Did that nut Cramer tell you so?
Do you believe in rate control,
Can FHA save your borrower's soul,
Why is underwriting today so damn slow?

Well, I know you'll have to cut those fees
And you're wondering who has moved your cheese.
Bernanke's on the news.
You can't afford the MBA dues.

I was a semi-rich middle-aged broncin' buck
With a master plan and a lot of pluck,
But I knew I was out of luck
The day the Subprime died.

So bye-bye, B\C money supply.
Sent my package to four lenders
But they all asked me why.
And good old boys were on a crack induced high
Singin' "This'll be the day the loans die"



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Thanks Arkygirl we need to entertain ourselves

I wrote a couple myself

This ones to Neil Young from rust never sleeps theme. Zoo is L.A. and Dutch crack is refers to Bushes Mafia hideout  for Roland Arnall in Amsterdam where drugs are legalized. I wrote this after George Soroka, Scott Reckard, and Mike Hudson chased him out of the country and Bush gave him diplomatic immunity in the Netherlands to evade prosecution, investigation and  tranfer his assets to make sure the vitims would not get compensated in exchange for Roland Arnall illegally funding his 2004 campaign though using millions stolen money through multiple sources.


Hey hey, my my
Roland E Rotten is going to cry
There's more to the picture
Than meets the eye.
Hey hey, my my.
 
Out of the zoo and into Dutch crack
You pay for this,
but they give you that
And once you're gone,
you can't come back
When you're out of the zoo and into Dutch crack
The king is gone
but he's not forgotten
Is this the story
of Roland E Rotten?
It's better to burn out
'cause truth never sleeps
The king is gone
but he's not forgotten.
 
Hey hey, my my
Roland e Arnall is going to fry
There's more to the picture
Than meets the eye.

This ones to Dean Martin's song Amore; referring to the love we feel when a Moray eel bites one of the servicing and lending crooks.



·      When Roland Arnall is swimming in the creek, And an eel bites his cheek, that's a moray!
·      When an eel bites Larry Litton's thigh, As he's just swimming by, that's a moray!
·      When an eel, with all its charm, takes a hunk out of  Angelo Mozilo's arm, that's a moray!
·      When Ace Greenberg screams, and he begs, but it still bites off his leg, that's a moray!

I already know they are dopey and I'm not getting any record contract, but hopefully it will make someone here laugh.

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Not easy to laugh today, but they DID make me laugh.  When the sense of humor goes, it's really all over.

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arkygirl wrote:
Shamelessly copied from http://forum.ml-implode.com/viewtopic.php?p=205322#205322

We could all use a laugh.

The Day the Subprime Died: (Sing to the tune of America Pie-Don McClean)

A long, long time ago...
I can still remember
How that yield spread made me smile.
And I knew if I had my chance
Those mohos I could finance
And I could pay my bills for a while.

But February made me shiver
With every good faith I'd deliver.
Bad news on my e-mail;
I just lost one more deal.

I can't remember if I cried
When I saw the Fremont slide
But something touched me deep inside
The day the Subprime died.

So bye-bye, B\C money supply.
Sent my package to four lenders
But they all asked me why.
And good old boys were on a crack induced high
Singin', "This'll be the day the loans die,
This'll be the day the loans die."

Did you write some B\C loans,
Did you blow bucks on the iPhone?,
Did that nut Cramer tell you so?
Do you believe in rate control,
Can FHA save your borrower's soul,
Why is underwriting today so damn slow?

Well, I know you'll have to cut those fees
And you're wondering who has moved your cheese.
Bernanke's on the news.
You can't afford the MBA dues.

I was a semi-rich middle-aged broncin' buck
With a master plan and a lot of pluck,
But I knew I was out of luck
The day the Subprime died.

So bye-bye, B\C money supply.
Sent my package to four lenders
But they all asked me why.
And good old boys were on a crack induced high
Singin' "This'll be the day the loans die"





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