Florida AG Pam Bondi has set up an investigation panel regarding the resignation of Edwards and Clarkson and to review their findings. This panel also looked into the alleged fraud upon the Florida Courts.
Leading this panel of experts are representatives from well distinguished law firms or Shapiro & Fishman, Marshall C. Watson and former David J. Stern PA. This meeting was held on the private yacht of David J. Stern at an undisclosed location in the Caribbean to allow Mr. Stern to attend the meeting and avoid arrest and extradition to the United States on SEC violations.
Other members attending this meeting as consultants included representatives from Deutsche Bank, BofA, JP Morgan Chase, Ally Bank, LPS, Wells Fargo, Litton and MERS. These consultants each came with their checkbooks and knee pads to bring incredible knowledge and resources to the meeting.
Sources in the meeting described the meeting as the most informative meeting seen which addressed all of the rumors from the so called reporters and those untrustworthy defense attorneys have been putting in the news confusing the dead beat homeowners.
After the checks were issued and cleared and the knee pads tested Pam Bondi stated “this has been one of the best meetings with the banks and foreclosures mills since taking office.”
Florida AG Pam Bondi has dropped all investigations against the respectable foreclosure mills and banks pulling out of the 50 state investigations stating “we have found no fraud here is Florida and the banks have been acting with the utmost respect of our court systems.”
In unrelated news the Florida AG has spoken with the Florida Bar association and initiated a new task force to investigate and disbar any attorney who has represented deadbeat homeowners.
In other unrelated news BofA has foreclosed on 65 homes all which had no mortgage and where paid for in cash. When this was brought up during the hearings the homeowners where held in contempt of court for wasting the courts time. BofA issued a statement “this is an easier process verse having to go the government for handouts and hey the citizens are going to pay for it any way why not now.”
PS not real today but may be coming to a paper soon!!!